Mercury Retrograde: The Joke’s on You!

This is what happens when you attempt to make a major car purchase during a Mercury retrograde and you have a witch for a wife.  Read on …

My crazy non-believer husband has been trying for the past 2 weeks to buy a new Mazda 6 during the Mercury Rx when you are NOT supposed to be making large purchases of a mechanical nature because then the thing could turn out to be a lemon. His argument against it was that the car wasn’t made during an Rx so why not buy it during an Rx. So, I lit a protection candle for him & the car.

Then problems began.

He had the car chosen, it was going to be washed & the paperwork done so he could go back to the dealership in a couple of hours. This was early week before last. So I lit another protection candle thinking oh, oh, the deal is going through today! Guess what? THEY SOLD THE CAR OUT FROM UNDER HIM!!!!! So no car!!!!!! Then they had to get him another.

Turns out the car that was in transit to the dealership here got misdirected to another dealership in San Antonio, so once again, NO CAR! Finally, the car he wants in the color he wants turns up here. He goes to see it, this was on Thursday. They start the process, he comes home to go back the next day to finalize everything. Turns out someone came along & LEASED THAT CAR! So again, the car was gone!

Today he’s home due to it being Veteran’s Day & he has the day off. He calls the dealership & they tell him the car is on its way, they have the paperwork all done, so all he has to do is come in & sign once the car arrives & had been checked by their mechanic. So looks like he gets the car TODAY. Meanwhile, Mercury went direct YESTERDAY. Turns out that was a VERY POWERFUL protection candle I lit for him! 

I laughed really hard when he got off the phone & told me what the car dealer had told him.  My husband also laughed and then said, “Wow, you do powerful candle work!  But all it did was continually screw things up for me!”  I told him, NO, it protected you from screwing up & making that huge purchase during a retrograde!

Now, let’s see if he actually does get the car today.  If he does, I’ll post some pictures.

The universe really cracks me up sometimes.

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